hardbody hardboy is back and he’s just letting you know about health get-togethers beneath the gym. air in the subgym is thick with weight gain powder dust, but that’s okay, you can put a wet towel over your head.

there’s no workout machines down there. just rotten old truck tires to lift and punch. clothes don’t fit no more but it doesn’t matter since we don’t leave. we sleep in the tires like big oily rats.

anyway if it sounds good to you, just let us know