when the world blows up and it’s just junk and dead trees all over,¬†first thing you wanna do is get a bunch of duct tape and rope and start strappin them pipes on your body. front, backsies, whatever you gotta do. any part you’re worried about, put a pipe there.

old signs, rusty trash can lids, kettles, hubcaps work too. sure you sound like a bunch of paint cans rolling down the stairs now, but at least ya got peace of mind