that morning, the comment card at the denny’s in augusta, maine was over 30 pages long, and it contained:

  • an indictment of kathy, the waitress who apparently can’t tell the difference between pork and turkey sausage
  • a thorough lambasting of the deplorable denny’s corporate culture
  • what hand so-called “new media” had in this disaster
  • seriously, it must say “pork” and “turkey” on the boxes. is she illiterate?? must i be tasked with crafting my own to-specification lumberjack slam???