apple is not blameless here — i have an iphone 5c, and the plastic backing is kind of loose. it’s a little disappointing. but i have never been a person who puts my phone in my back pocket with my keys, then gets mad when it’s scratched

but this is beside the point. i’m hoping someone at apple will see my sympathetic comic and say “this kid’s all right, let’s send him a free iphone 6”

also how funny is it that the only other iphone 6 comic i did, i got it backwards