don’t get me wrong, i didn’t have sex with a dog — dogs can’t give consent. but it was as though i transformed myself into a dog, perfect for mating with this other dog, and we had the most passionate night of lovemaking man or beast has ever experienced.

on the presentation this afternoon, i mean. i messed up big time, we did not get the account

i entreat you to give this week’s chainsawsuit podcast a listen, if you haven’t already! it’s A+ top to bottom. normally there are 2 commercial breaks per episode. this week, there are 15. well bye