it’s just that if a shadow government was going to kill me so you could begin your orgy of high-octane revenge, i’d want to know about it

i mean — i know you’re planning on blowing the whistle on the corrupt mercenary group “darkwatch” that reports directly to the vice president, but i hope they know that if they kill me, your wife, instead of going after you — the one who betrayed them — all it will do is enrage you and create the perfect circumstance for a lazily-written hero’s journey