grandpa action news is ready to investigate

  • is the wii the same as the wii-you?
  • we’ll tell you why you shouldn’t say “bling” even if you did hear that young lady use it on tv
  • how to get them to respect your “story space”
  • please let me tell you i’m proud of you and don’t make a joke, i love you matt

whoops, that last one made me legitimately sad. i don’t have any grandparents anymore! go hug your grams. a message from chainsawsuit.

edit: okay it was too sad. here’s an addendum