your mouth took a trip south of the border, but your stomach knows you had day-old tuna salad hidden under a warm flour tortilla, a half-pound of jack cheese and enchilada sauce

shhh, stomach! let us dream

oh and true story: a TA i had in college did not speak english very well, and he used the censor asterisks exactly that way on an assignment. he did not want to see any cheating on our take-home projects, and wanted to let us know he would not put up with that kind of b***shit.