on November 8, 2013
hot blizzcon news
as usual, chainsawsuit brings you the breaking video game news that you need. blizzcon 2013 is happening right now in southern california, and we have all the hot scoops:
- world of warcraft will be ported to game boy advance
- new playable race: chinese
- all classes can now wield all weapons or use all spells. nothing matters anymore. no more decisions
- new “scrying portal cauldron” lets you telnet into your office computer and work at your day job from inside the game
- all brown colors 30% browner
- nerfed reload time on british pattern 1914 enfield sniper rifle
- all new player accounts receive gift coupon for 15% off any SeaFeast(tm) menu item at local participating the crab pot restaurants
- all lore, character models and animations removed. world simplified to base gameplay abstractions. to play, click and hold on any red square until it turns green
- fixed “wolrd of warcraft” typo that has been in the main logo since 2004