this of course is a reference to last night’s video music awards. i am so glad that most people in the audience looked bored, upset or embarrassed, so that i can feel like part of the majority, instead of in 10 years when the same thing will happen and it will be lauded as a brave, strong, powerful performance. then i too will walk into the ocean

last chance for tickets for this week’s chainsawsuit LIVE shows in seattle at the triple door! thursday and friday night!

and if you’re going to pax, come find me in bandland and discover how you can get one of the official pinny arcade chainsawsuit pins:

exclusive hint: i will sell it to you