i’m learning there are a lot of ways for america to hang onto your money for you and not really give it back later

here’s my problem: all the math makes sense — it’s just that i’m always one payment ahead for my entire life. in the year that i die, i will have paid ahead for a year that i won’t have needed to. i guess my kids will have to file a form that says “hey, our dad overpaid by one year because he thought he’d still be alive, can we get that back”

speaking of which, did you know you can get all chainsawsuit books for $8 a piece?!

and that includes the artist edition of the second book — normally $20! that’s crazy. i mentioned it monday, but it’s time to get those bad boys out of there. if you haven’t bought any, it’s a good time to!