inspired by this amazing website. i got ads for this while browsing a site about hard drive repair

my favorite part on that site is when they throw dumb girl’s pink absorbent undergarments in the trash!!!! and then walk us over to the men’s absorbent undergarments which look the same except they’re green.

guys, they… they are all diapers. everyone gets old. just do whatever you need to do to not pee your pants. we are all humans in the same jam, it’s not a competition

although i tell you what, i’m sitting here and i kinda have to go, but i don’t wanna get up. kinda wish i had a pair of the guards on right now.