Chainsawsuit by Kris Straub – now that's what i call content

here’s the latest on star wars 7, in case you missed it

George Lucas went and told Bloomberg Businessweek that, even before Lucasfilm was sold to Disney for more than $4 billion, “we had already signed Mark and Carrie and Harrison — or we were pretty much in final stages of negotiation.” … “Maybe I’m not supposed to say that,” Lucas added after a pause, per Bloomberg. “I think they want to announce that with some big whoop-de-do, but we were negotiating with them. I won’t say whether the negotiations were successful or not.”

i can just hear harrison ford’s gravelly voice intoning dryly: “i think we’re all very excited to be a part of the new star wars: kid force“