don’t get too mad at this man. he is a sicky, merely an aficionado of being sick. he identifies with sick people, and deep down knows himself to be a sick person as well

hey dallas, guess what? i will be at all of gearbox’s borderlands 2 launch events this weekend, including the poker tournament and community day. what will i be doing there? trying to play borderlands 2 while you try to talk to me. well, it’s okay, let’s catch up, i want to hear about you and i can play this old thing when i get home