or is this first meal? how did we get on meal sequence as a brand, taco bell

anyway it’s true. taco bell is unveiling a breakfast menu and i don’t know man, it just feels wrong. it’s like going to a mexican restaurant and getting a hamburger

besides, the only time you go to taco bell is when you are going to have a hangover in six hours

there’s no way in hell you’ll be up and around for breakfast