that’s where these club kids are headed with their preparation h fantasies

by the way, out of sheer curiosity i googled “preparation h” and “club drugs” and found a zillion results from 2009. why? because cool kids were smearing preparation h on their muscles before hitting the clubs. so i give up. that’s a better joke than this one, and it actually happened. and news outlets reported on it in a worried tone.

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