i say this as a man who fully emptied chainsawsuit’s spam filter over the course of the last three days. i do not understand spam anymore. it’d be one thing if it was all like, okay. this link takes me to a place where i can buy generic viagra cigarettes. but no, it’s all just letters and numbers. a lot of times there’s no link! it’s just randomly-generated “wow, what a website you have here! i love blogs!” type of comments.

or it’s just nonsense like in the comic! if there’s a link to click, it’s not like i know what i’m gonna get!

and sometimes when i click it, i don’t even know what the products are!

and sometimes when i buy the products, they don’t even arrive!

and the ones that do arrive aren’t very effective!

and the affiliate program has a terrible accounts receiving department!