my burgeoning ripped-from-the-headlines series continues to make waves. did you know i sold laws & order: 1999 cybercrime unit to boomerang? i was surprised they wanted it alongside wacky racers and all that old hanna-barbera stuff, but it was the easiest $60 i ever made

here are some other laws & order spinoffs to watch for:

– laws & order: hamburger patrol
– laws & order: christmas standards and practices
– laws & order: the mexican zone (unflinching, hard-hitting look at mexican culture or whatever. emmy bait)
– laws & order: bulletbuyer (about the cop who buys all the bullets for the police station)
– laws & order: graveyard

also i don’t know if you noticed, but the cthulhu’s first swim t-shirts from pax are now available in my store! lots of men’s sizes, limited women’s, but the women’s are being reordered as we speak. and also also

click me and buy one, come on!!!! jk. no really buy it though


also also also chainsawsuit book 5 is here: chainsawsuit for everyone! yes, i have the fifth book now, presented in classic format once more. as chainsawsuit improves over time, i can safely say this is the best chainsawsuit book yet. buy it with the shirt and save on shipping like a smart guy

chainsawsuit for everyone! new book!