this was inspired by this cnn article about an author who’s written a zombie book where the zombies are hungry and they want to eat brains

seriously, he’s kind of bragging that he managed to break through that wall, finally, for all zombie stories everywhere. here’s a direct quote:

“The zombies in this book are stumbling, shambling, hungry as hell,” Schlozman said. “Basically they’re like drunk crocodiles; they’re not smart, they don’t know who you are or what you are.”

sounds chilling! as chilling as all other zombie stories. these are not new constructs, dude, no one’s reinventing wheels here