major spoilers for unknown, and yes, this is another joke kurt and i came up with after seeing that not-very-good movie

so at the end, you see the big blown-up part of the building, and the hotel security chief, herr strauss, he’s all looking up like “damn, what am i gonna do with a big hole in my four-star hotel”

then liam neeson walks up and he says “herr strauss, i’m sorry for the damage, i don’t know how i can repay it” and strauss goes “well… it just so happens that there’s a new position opening up. we need a hotel assassin”