wow, i can’t believe this happened, but i can finally talk about it — british petroleum announced that as part of its public relations push, it was throwing some money to chainsawsuit to help spread the word about all bp is doing to fix the gulf of mexico oil spill oopsie

woo woo! anyways look at all these bucks. okay. where do i start? bp is doing a great job down there. they just put on a top hat, or whatever, and the oil is going away

we’ll explore more of this good news all week so get ready for some fun while i buy a house