in these troubled economic times, humble sandwiches have the margin advantage over the overpriced, bourgeois pizza

and as pizza sales tumble, sandwich lovers sing their refrain ever louder

will pizza force man be able to adapt to the new climate?

find out never

by the way, i’m at emerald city comicon this weekend in seattle, wa. booth 102. you won’t regret stopping by the booth. if you do i will stare at you, shaken, and remove my wraparound sunglasses as though i have just heard some terrible news

then i will climb onto a pizza