Author’s note: In 2003, there was a news article making the rounds about how the next unreleased Harry Potter book was so hotly anticipated that some bookstores in Asia claimed to be carrying it already. Of course, they were actually carrying a fake knockoff of a Harry Potter novel, written by someone else in a rush to scam fans and make a quick buck. After I read that article, I wrote five very short chapters of a badly-translated fake Harry Potter story. Shortly afterward, I lost all trace of it. I have searched for them for the last eight or nine years in vain.

Tonight, while idly looking through an old hard drive, I found them again. I am very pleased to bring you Harry Potter and the Very Advanture, Parts 1 and 2.

The 1 Chapters

“O great !” say Harry as surprised ! “You havent expected these enemy in the enjoyable town .” Above Harry ,stands ghost of very strong perspective . Harry is so suprised ! He has hard times to move !

“OK ,I got the guts !” Hermione eyes dance in burning lights from ghost bodie .”You cant stop here, OK!!!”

But ghost is unwilling fellow of ancient . He show Harry and Hermione incredible teeths . Such a fear !!! Soon after comes familiar partner of school-mate, Draco . “O ! What ! Its so cold !!!” say Hermione . Bawdy winds ,flap up skirt of Hermione ! Showing the white girl panties . Who did this !! It was ghost.

“Ha Ha Ha ,” say Draco riding with sweeping brush at steady hand . So expert ! You cant believe ! “I looks like I released the accidental ghost .” Now you are ready for FIGHTS !!!

Harry must have been care of ghost ,and dodge teeth strike ,using ultimate precision . “Is this the best !!” say Harry . “You are cowardly ,and are very the bungs .” Coarse talk make Hermione blushes ! So carefree of Harry to say such . He must use cautious attitude ,in lady company .

“Have care !” say Draco ,above the heros . “As destruction mounts ,eternally this is my destiny … ” Draco fly far off and takes fearful ghost along . Hermione is breath out !! Her bosoms heaving . “O ! Harry . You did it ,OK !!!”

A pleasing victory ,but Harry knows soon will be return of Draco . SUPER !!!

The 2 Chapters

Hermione and Harrys walks up to wise and small village . They are forceful to talk in old man ,with conversation . “Hay ! Be a careful !” Harry looks out to find bucket of water flying ,so close !! Almost hit but not so quite . It was from old man in the above stairs of man’s home .

“You looking for me !!” old man shout . He is very boisterous ,doing the exercise all nights long . “Wow ,this is an impressive !!” say Harry after caught oggling of old man . “You have many strongs, how !!”

Old man is so quiet for the fellows to hear . If he not be the silence ,like timid mouse under-foot ,maybe that enemys learn the vigorous secret . “Harry I will say it to you” say old man. “You must eat many garlic for super and very health !!”

“O ! GARLIC !! I NEVER ATE !!” say Hermione . She so embarrassed she wet pants ! All boys come to see .

“Garlic make breath so bad !! Easy to corrupt the sweet airs of companions nose .” Hermione is polite girl ,very care not to upset the friends of small town .

The old man is disaproval . He pace back up to top of house ,start more exercising. “That is true life !! Follow your elders words ,childs . YOU BE OK !!!” And old man vanish ! Where did this one go !! To away .

Before to find Draco ,Harry must encounter this learn .