this is one tradition i do not understand, never will understand grooms, don’t… don’t go foraging up your bride’s leg for sexy underthings in front of your nana i don’t get why your folks need to see you in a mock sexual operation
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then out come the kids, and what are they but human-shaped jars you fill with your anxieties i figured it all out no thanks to dr. phil, so where’s my guest spot on oprah oh wait oprah is over :(
everything he walks coolly away from explodes come to think of it, is his name action walkaway, and his nickname “champ?” or is his nickname “action” so it’s really “action” champ walkaway? or maybe it’s his first, middle and last names. maybe who cares, we’ll never see this guy again i mean, remember hit character
oh, the husband on the beer commercial. all you want to do is shirk all possible responsibility and drink the beer of your choice. you are married, but we don’t really get a sense of why you married in the 30 seconds we are with you. your wife is present, but she is usually mad [...]
