just skip ahead with this convenient spoiler you won’t want to skip… these great savings though! see how i did that? pretty good segue, i think all chainsawsuit books are now $8 in my shop! once the sale ends, they will never be this cheap again! even the poster has been marked down to $9.99! [...]
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not to be confused with interweb p.i.! webdick jr. takes all the facts he has at his disposal and synthesizes the right answer every time
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some people have brought to my attention that chainsawsuit was serving an unwanted pop-up. hopefully the problem has been resolved oh goddammit not again
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microsoft tries to win gmail users over to outlook, fails because it is ultra-patronizing somewhere there’s an ad exec furiously logging into his yahoo mail to get moving on this, but hasn’t finished all the captcha yet also we made a vine about it
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you know what, it’s fine. just leave it. if i have to zoom in i’ll zoom in. yes. no, don’t worry about it. i know what i can and can’t read at how big. no, i — just pretend like this is a desktop machine. this phone may actually be more powerful than my desktop [...]
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if someone tells you they never get lost on wikipedia following link after link, here are some things you can do look at their shoulder blades for bat wings see if they are not visible in a mirror trick them into entering a church use their blood to enchant weapons
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give me at least a day to get my bearings again. you hit me with this over free airport wi-fi i don’t even like elmo, but man, what a weird headline to read
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hey guys, ever since i heard of desert bus for hope i wanted to get “onboard the bus” to help raise money for child’s play, a charity that donates entertainment systems to kids enduring long hospital stays but what i didn’t realize is, the children’s charity “drive” doesn’t really take place in canada, but an [...]
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