here’s the latest on star wars 7, in case you missed it George Lucas went and told Bloomberg Businessweek that, even before Lucasfilm was sold to Disney for more than $4 billion, “we had already signed Mark and Carrie and Harrison — or we were pretty much in final stages of negotiation.” … ”Maybe I’m not supposed to [...]
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it’s being reported in several places as true it’s too bad we don’t have an example of a movie where harrison ford came back to play a beloved character after a very long interval and kind of sleepwalked through it
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another good one! it’s like i can replace any star wars noun with a j.j. abrams noun and it’s a topical joke anyway, in case you hadn’t heard, it’s true. i wasn’t crazy about abrams’ star trek, but it’s not really his fault. TOS was never really my thing, and i felt like the movie [...]
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marriage is a “team” effort… when there’s trouble at “home” you may not do any better “on the road!!” “sports”
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i did well with two other lucasfilm/star wars jokes this week, why not close it off by saying i can’t do anymore because they’ve all been done, whether by robot chicken, or — well, let’s be honest, robot chicken pretty much covered it. or family guy. if you need a joke where a character is [...]
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i can’t believe what i’m reading. @sheanam and @ericdsnider broke the news to me first on twitter: lucas is putting the whole $4 billion from his selling of lucasfilm to disney right into education programs. didn’t like jar jar? i gave $4 billion to schools crystal skull should have used darabont’s script? i gave $4 [...]
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disney just bought lucasfilm for $4 billion, and announced episode 7 for 2015. that’s not the joke. that’s real. but the part about lucas not directing… it’s too good to be true… so BOO EVERYONE… BOO FOREVER!!! HAHAHAHAHA on a different note… if you are in the mood for some actual horror tonight, please check [...]
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jesus was a blue ghost in rotj, but they later swapped him out for hayden christensen also! check out my blog for special guest info about the scott and kris show, live in seattle at the end of this month!! or just watch this video, which explains it all:
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this is obviously a complete fiction there is no lucasfilm star wars complaints department
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these two have more fun than anyone i know hmm, i guess it can’t be a match made in heaven since there were no catholics in star wars. what was the star wars version of heaven everyone in star wars believed in? that’s right, forcehouse. after you die you go to forcehouse
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