ha ha get it, i changed the last word! no one would miss quark. no one
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imagine if batman broke his back in every batman movie
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another good one! it’s like i can replace any star wars noun with a j.j. abrams noun and it’s a topical joke anyway, in case you hadn’t heard, it’s true. i wasn’t crazy about abrams’ star trek, but it’s not really his fault. TOS was never really my thing, and i felt like the movie [...]
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what an ironic twist… captain picard done in by the thing he loved, and the technology he trusted spotted by… a blind man… and… cared for… by someone with hair… there is way too much incredible irony here, this is amazing, i am a great writer hire me, star trek
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good news, folks: writing is finally being taken out of the hands of writers The petition asks BioWare to make a number of changes to Mass Effect 3′s endings, including: A more complete explanation of the story events An explanation of the outcome of the decisions made, especially with regard to the planets, races, and [...]
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warp doesn’t describe the speed he works at though! it took him 20 minutes to diagnose the core misalignment issue which had wrecked the dilithium crystals it took 21 minutes for the ship to explode, so he still got his joke out in time, don’t worry
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i never watched this one, despite thinking janeway was the hottest captain. well okay, i watched like 6 episodes max. the real one i never watched was enterprise. i saw one episode that was literally the tng out-of-phase episode, plus the ending from the old twilight zone episode “an occurrence at owl creek bridge” smashed [...]
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crack one open, it won’t fill you up, won’t slow you down i had a really hard time with a joke about deep space nine, which sucks because it’s my favorite trek. maybe that’s why i had a hard time, it’s like making fun of my beloved uncle
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all right, you wanted star trek jokes all week, you got em, by george also check this out for next week, remember, i’m at booth 1237 with scott and right next to penny arcade at san diego comic con, you can’t miss
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captain’s log, stardate 41902.2359.3, once again we are tasked by the omnipotent q he ate all the croutons from my mcdonald’s salad and that’s the only good part of the salad.
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