warp doesn’t describe the speed he works at though! it took him 20 minutes to diagnose the core misalignment issue which had wrecked the dilithium crystals it took 21 minutes for the ship to explode, so he still got his joke out in time, don’t worry
i never watched this one, despite thinking janeway was the hottest captain. well okay, i watched like 6 episodes max. the real one i never watched was enterprise. i saw one episode that was literally the tng out-of-phase episode, plus the ending from the old twilight zone episode “an occurrence at owl creek bridge” smashed [...]
crack one open, it won’t fill you up, won’t slow you down i had a really hard time with a joke about deep space nine, which sucks because it’s my favorite trek. maybe that’s why i had a hard time, it’s like making fun of my beloved uncle
all right, you wanted star trek jokes all week, you got em, by george also check this out for next week, remember, i’m at booth 1237 with scott and right next to penny arcade at san diego comic con, you can’t miss
captain’s log, stardate 41902.2359.3, once again we are tasked by the omnipotent q he ate all the croutons from my mcdonald’s salad and that’s the only good part of the salad.
detention on the enterprise is pretty rough, especially when your mom is the teacher and all the other ensigns are giggling! augh, stop it you guys
that says “whoops” although i’ll be honest with you, i feel like doctor who isn’t really sci-fi but sci-fantasy, where there’s technology, but it doesn’t really matter because he’s a magician. i think where i get bent out of shape is it seems like it had origins as a low-budget show — which is fine [...]
i have been given right of attorney by the ghost of gene roddenberry to finally show, with one hundred percent factuality, who is better: captain james t. kirk or captain jean-luc picard the answer may surprise you the answer did surprise kirk and picard on their mouths
more like wills-he crush-him and the answer is yes
