did you know certain predatory butterflies have evolved to resemble the glowing lunesta mascot? their proboscises secrete flesh-searing acid
you know how you’re at work right now, but your grandfather is behind you and you know his head is one of those dried apple doll heads, but you can’t turn to look because you somehow know you’ll die if […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
when you’re the president, you need a good night’s rest every single night. you can’t afford to be spooked after you stayed up browsing /r/nosleep
from dynogen! there are only so many hours in a day — why not take advantage of the part of your brain that needs rest?
i thought of this this morning. when you hit snooze, you miss your shot at breakfast. now you’re late AND hungry. time to change how breakfast works. “sleep one off” with late start
i don’t know about you guys, but these days i’m hard-pressed to remember any dreams i had the night before. but when i do, it’s never the cool stuff i had as a kid now it’s all “you forgot the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
it’s true. it’s a benign, harmless condition which has been benignly and harmlessly named EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME that oughta calm ‘em down, doc brought to my attention by twitter user @maaya_scarlet, after i had a little post-dream hallucination of my own