the two of you should get along, you got the same letters in your name by that i mean “st. nicholas” and “istchnaols,” a lesser-used name for the devil probably anyways, merry devil now go watch blamimations
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merry christmas, from old santa. dad knocked the gift down with the ladder so i could get it
some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…