it’s unauthorized and paints him as kind of a womanizer, so he’s not happy about it. two cops has always been a two-woman men
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if you’re going to talk to someone to ask them out, be yourself wear two types of feather boa own a very small patterned fedora pop your collar, cuffs and pant legs wear enough body spray to approach the lower explosive limit make sure they truly believe everyone calls you “maverick snakehead” or “wild bones” [...]
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hey singles, these tips aren’t just for those in relationships. just replace a significant other in the above scenarios with any of the following: an illustrated medical dictionary a potato sack containing six small dogs that hammock no one uses fanfic of your choice or get your degree
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don’t let her know how you feel, because that’s a sign of weakness and powerlessness in a relationship this joke was lifted wholesale from a conversation between me and my brother. he brought all the good gags to the table here. he’s a funny guy and also a doctor. sorry mom and dad
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“it started as an interview, it ended up as an intercourse” that probably already is a really lame movie tagline somewhere
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be a bro… by not even being a bro
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as a young, unpopular and unkissed lad, all the way through junior high and high school and college, i believed there was such a thing as a friend zone or a “ladder theory” that explained why girls didn’t look twice at me i have since discovered that every guy who believes themselves to be in [...]
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“if the movie doesn’t have dolph lundgren in it, i’m not watching. gotta have my dolph. gonna bolt.”
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find out if your man passes the turing test at abc.go.com/yourhusbandchatroom
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it’s rare that you’d have a pair of police detectives who are in love on the same jury. but doggone it, those crazy kids just melted the prosecutor’s heart lapd romance partners also appeared here and here
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