pizza force guy — or perhaps just pizza force — is a human anomaly was he sent to deliver pizzas in an obnoxious way? does he actually hate pizzas? i like to think that he is an archetype, a personification of the duel between consumer and restaurant that goes on every second of every day [...]
i’m not really sure, but they seem to be a government agency dedicated to spreading a dislike of pizzas by using pizzas to make people mad maybe this is for the better health of all american who will not be inspired to eat pizzas after this guy does his job oh who am i kidding, [...]
in these troubled economic times, humble sandwiches have the margin advantage over the overpriced, bourgeois pizza and as pizza sales tumble, sandwich lovers sing their refrain ever louder will pizza force man be able to adapt to the new climate? find out never by the way, i’m at emerald city comicon this weekend in seattle, [...]
