don’t let her know how you feel, because that’s a sign of weakness and powerlessness in a relationship this joke was lifted wholesale from a conversation between me and my brother. he brought all the good gags to the table here. he’s a funny guy and also a doctor. sorry mom and dad
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“your place or mine? oh — i guess, why would i haunt my own place. let’s go to yours”
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hmmm, this is a good idea that bears more exploration. but in the meantime, we have huntyr with yet more tips on how to woo the ladies. i like to think of this strip as my “the lady or the tiger” in that there’s a fourth panel in the mind of the reader — did [...]
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Here are some other fine pickup lines to use at your local library: Butterfly in the sky, I can bone twice as high Let’s “book” it back to my futon Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system I’d like to look between your covers… your bed covers, not a book’s cover I’d make a [...]
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