if you’re going to talk to someone to ask them out, be yourself wear two types of feather boa own a very small patterned fedora pop your collar, cuffs and pant legs wear enough body spray to approach the lower explosive limit make sure they truly believe everyone calls you “maverick snakehead” or “wild bones” [...]
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don’t let her know how you feel, because that’s a sign of weakness and powerlessness in a relationship this joke was lifted wholesale from a conversation between me and my brother. he brought all the good gags to the table here. he’s a funny guy and also a doctor. sorry mom and dad
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huntyr chase has done it again with a brand-new business idea, this time helping a bro out with whatever he may need nearest location of natty and/or smirnoff ice puka shell necklace wholesaler axe body spray dealerships things to say to women that simultaneously insult and compliment them billed discreetly to your phone carrier, listed [...]
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finally, a choice everyone can agree on if the agreement is on whether or not they saw him trying to get this one chick really drunk last weekend before her friends took her home this isn’t the first time huntyr has worked in support of the female woman lady-gender
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be a bro… by not even being a bro
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one more tip: if you’re on the receiving end of huntyr chase, tell security as they will be very happy to remove him from the building hey gang! it’s true — i’m at san diego comic con, booth 1237!! nice to see ya. i love you and have a great weekend
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would-be pick-up artists, take note! a groundbreaking new way to charm women has been discovered. just lie to them. when they ask if you are a douchebag, don’t say yes like a douchebag. say no, and that you’re a good guy, and you really care about them, and that it’s not just something to say [...]
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let huntyr help you out. let huntyr help also for today only, use discount code “cyberzone” in my store at checkout to get 10% off on everything including the chainsawsuit 5-book pack, wheeee
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Here are some other fine pickup lines to use at your local library: Butterfly in the sky, I can bone twice as high Let’s “book” it back to my futon Like the dewey decimal system? I’m the do-it decimal system I’d like to look between your covers… your bed covers, not a book’s cover I’d make a [...]
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