you know what, it’s fine. just leave it. if i have to zoom in i’ll zoom in. yes. no, don’t worry about it. i know what i can and can’t read at how big. no, i — just pretend like this is a desktop machine. this phone may actually be more powerful than my desktop [...]
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huntyr chase has done it again with a brand-new business idea, this time helping a bro out with whatever he may need nearest location of natty and/or smirnoff ice puka shell necklace wholesaler axe body spray dealerships things to say to women that simultaneously insult and compliment them billed discreetly to your phone carrier, listed [...]
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hey man, no worries, i just wanted to make idle chit-chat, i — yeah i’m just hanging up goodbye
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please stay on the line for the next available loved one
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because security means letting facebook have my phone number and importing all my contacts then having them change security policies in four months and me forgetting that now everyone can see my phone number and my contacts
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haven’t we all gotten the gist of leaving a voicemail on someone’s machine? why are the instructions so long now, i never had to push a button or select more options before. just give me a beep and let me start talking. it’s gonna be ok, i can figure it out. p.s. that’s v for [...]
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when the league of chainsawsuit gentlemen assembles, look out for the problems… to go away based on a suggestion from @mrbildango
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