i like to pretend the covenant is all socialists edit: added a beard because that seems scarier and “other”
Posts Tagged ‘obama’
remember, remember, the month of crab-vember the crab-men are coming, america. and they are from the sea. but you can stop them by going to red lobster every day and eating them into oblivion. send the crabs an irresponsible message this november by not voting and by eating lots of crab meat what’s that? allergic? [...]
supreme court upholds affordable care act what’s gonna happen when all the people who moved to canada because of george bush see all the people moving to canada because of barack obama?! i smell sitcom!!
the poor president. this happens once every couple seconds. but don’t worry, the number of times he celebrates in a day makes up for it
when you’re the president, you need a good night’s rest every single night. you can’t afford to be spooked after you stayed up browsing /r/nosleep
my brother and i were making jokes that obama would give an impromptu speech at san diego comic con this year on the drive to the train station i recorded some of this and here it is (very delicately nsfw) http://chainsawsuit.com/audios/obama_at_comiccon.mp3