finally, a show that handles news the way it should be handled incidentally the breaking news was that a dog barked. this did not calm the reporter down one bit
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in the wiggledick times, which is the newspaper’s actual name, there’s a section called ‘wiggle or dick’ where different pundits sound off on cultural events and whether or not they’re approved of or disagreed upon previous participants include john cougar […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
heads up world, something dangerous is going on, and — uh, actually everything is fine. never mind. also i just remembered i have a dentist’s appointment, so i need to leave right now also exciting news: Watch it here! Vantage […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
this alarming trend has swept… one kid, who later immediately blew his nose. authorities say he did not have a tissue at first. it was not actually an alarming trend.
that’s where these club kids are headed with their preparation h fantasies by the way, out of sheer curiosity i googled “preparation h” and “club drugs” and found a zillion results from 2009. why? because cool kids were smearing preparation […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
first two panels, alternate ending: “the newspaper industry adapts” this is probably the cutest chainsawsuit ever, short of wuvcraft
sorry i’m late on this, but it’s hot off the presses and as we all know, there’s no newspapers on sunday!! anyway the real hot guest at the oscars wasn’t billy crystal, it was the super-hot microphone that had a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
well, it can finally be told. australia was invented by an ad agency in 1974 to jazz up a flagging tourism industry in one of america’s sadder states the animals are mostly real, but no one cared about kangaroos and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
tonight, an nbc nightly news investigation: are there 100 cents in a dollar? or can it be 150 sometimes when it needs to be