georgie luke is the name of the cool private detective in the george lucas mysteries. he’s played by dylan mcdermott, a handsome slip of a man, wearing a gray-white wig and beard and all flannel. every third or fourth episode they investigate the totbottom murders again and find a slightly different perp
some people would do almost anything hey gang! did you know the fourth chainsawsuit book is available now?? it is!!
it’s a tough life when you are a super-murderer this guy is guilty of murder zero, the only level tougher than murder one. for the uninitiated, murder zero is when they find out you actually plan the crimes of other murderers, like a subcontractor
this is what everyone always does in the drive thru. yeah i know there’s salads on there but i bet you anything they don’t have but one or two in the back on the off chance that someone can actually commit to one
is that a pun, i can’t tell
it’s not really a mystery, these guys love ta moida!! who knows why jason is all “maybe there’s too many stabs” maybe he’s an impostor and that’s the real mystery
take a moment the next time you’re at murder lake and pick up any of the knives washed up on its shores feel its heft, its bright metal tooth glinting in the setting sun like a cheshire cat, the worn handle laying in your hand comfortable and smooth now, reel back and sidearm it across [...]
