remember the classic 1980s sex comedy boner college? these undergrads had no idea that at this school, boners are the only rule. and it’s gonna take a pretty big boner to get them out of this jam. i’m not sure how boners are judged or evaluated. the movie was never clear on that. it was [...]
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or should i say… re-seat YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) Synopsis. Bruce Willis once again steps into the role of Detective John McClane, who is on an international NYPD mission to save his son, Jack McClane. Tagline. In Russia, A Good Day to Die Hard sees you three times on opening weekend! Trivia Because of a stuntcasting initiative, [...]
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WARNING: Some of these spoilers I collected for the horror movie Sinister may spoil you… and spook you. Sinister (2012) Synopsis. A family moves into a house only to find it is already occupied by deviloids. Trivia Director Scott Derrickson was inspired to write Sinister after he killed his own family and blamed a ghost. Ethan Hawke, who [...]
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Ghostbusters 3 (2014) Tagline: “Bustin’ Makes Me Even More Feel Good!”, “Bustin’ Makes THREE Feel Good!”, “A Third Ghostbuster Movie” Production Technique: A Columbia Pictures lawyer discovered that the studio’s rights to Bill Murray’s existing likeness extended to new movies. This is how the production of Ghostbusters 3 was able to move forward without Bill [...]
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I’m a fan of supernatural horror with a slow burn. That’s why I was so thrilled to be a part of a test screening of the upcoming horror movie Paranormal Activity 4. It comes out October 21, but thanks to my signing the wrong name to the NDA, you don’t need to see it! I saw [...]
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Using a sophisticated predictive algorithm, the Chainsawsuit entertainment mainframe (entertainframe) has been able to derive the entirety of the Prometheus sequel based on this announcement. I watched the whole thing and have readied its IMDB entry, even though I won’t be able to add it there until the movie comes out in 2015. WARNING: HUGE [...]
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i feel like seth macfarlane’s “ted” is a look sideways into a universe where family guy didn’t exist. the jokes are the same, the material is the same, a lot of the same actors show up and he even uses the peter griffin voice. also, flashbacks used as ends of sentences anyway i can’t wait for [...]
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my thoughts when i saw the trailer for frankenweenie, which preceded the avengers: oh, is this a sequel to corpse bride? this is a sequel to corpse bride hmm, why aren’t they referencing the corpse bride yet this can’t be a different franchise. why not just set it in the corpse bride universe oops who [...]
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let’s be honest, did chainsawsuit really need to watch it for you did it
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