Posts Tagged ‘love’
this is a sad tale that is all too common: an animated sediment-husk made of clay from the vltava river, wanting to settle down somewhere and quit living the playboy lifestyle there are just 30 five-book chainsawsuit packs left!! get one before i run out of book 1 for good! you will receive: Chainsawsuit 1, signed [...]
things can get mean on the streets, and sometimes you need more than a friend. relationships are grounds for dismissal in every department of the los angeles police force… except one
with the fifth installment of final destination coming out, i think it’s time we showed catastrophic machinations of the universe to bring two people together, as opposed to their grisly accidental deaths we can still do the death stuff, but maybe to their friends or something
is easy ’cause you’re beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful anyway, here are some easy tips for making love to a copier: – the lid is your best bet but throw away all the copies after – avoid the paper trays, full of their 8.5×11″ wiener knives – don’t use a brother multifunction copier/fax, it’s called [...]







