sometimes you don’t have anything funny to say. sometimes you never had anything funny to say, so you put on makeup and a crazy wig and jump around are clowns done? clowns are done, right? in the same way that there are children alive today who will never know a screen that isn’t a touchscreen, are [...]
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ha ha! this guy is a real keeper. i’m glad we’re best friends this is the last week to get your $8 books from my may sale! all chainsawsuit books and all starslip books are just $8 each, and t-shirts and posters are marked dramatically down too!
another good one! it’s like i can replace any star wars noun with a j.j. abrams noun and it’s a topical joke anyway, in case you hadn’t heard, it’s true. i wasn’t crazy about abrams’ star trek, but it’s not really his fault. TOS was never really my thing, and i felt like the movie [...]
i don’t know if this is at the airport, or if you’re given mandatory tickets to appear at a comedy club in your destination city. either way it’s a hoot and it’s gonna help turn the reputation of the TSA around. it’s gonna make the TSA stand for… Total… Silliness… Agency. goddammit i can’t think [...]
i did well with two other lucasfilm/star wars jokes this week, why not close it off by saying i can’t do anymore because they’ve all been done, whether by robot chicken, or — well, let’s be honest, robot chicken pretty much covered it. or family guy. if you need a joke where a character is [...]
hey, if you see a stand-up comedian and all he does is mention common annoyances as if they were jokes, you’re getting ripped off. those are your moments he’s just stealing. ask the club manager for your money back. now you’re learnin on a wish