on April 8, 2014
based on a true story. liz fell down but i’m the one who stole two extra spicy tuna rolls from the conveyor belt!! goddammit these are $1 salmon skin rolls. well
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based on a true story. liz fell down but i’m the one who stole two extra spicy tuna rolls from the conveyor belt!! goddammit these are $1 salmon skin rolls. well
not “in the world.” i said the worst thing ever. “what about the sun going supernova and –” that’s not a big deal. everyone’s dick would be vaporized instantly and painlessly. you’re not listening