if you’re going to talk to someone to ask them out, be yourself wear two types of feather boa own a very small patterned fedora pop your collar, cuffs and pant legs wear enough body spray to approach the lower explosive limit make sure they truly believe everyone calls you “maverick snakehead” or “wild bones” [...]
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sometimes huntyr likes to trick his friends into accidentally looking at his wiener. i think i had a friend like that once. he is in jail
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huntyr chase has done it again with a brand-new business idea, this time helping a bro out with whatever he may need nearest location of natty and/or smirnoff ice puka shell necklace wholesaler axe body spray dealerships things to say to women that simultaneously insult and compliment them billed discreetly to your phone carrier, listed [...]
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ladies watch out! a steamy new novel from huntyr chase dropping december 1. it’s called “the story of bob: huntyr’s boner novel.” the blurb on the back says “the title says it all, but the book more than makes up for the title” ribby burnout’s book is actually the profound story of a turn-of-the-century russian [...]
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“your place or mine? oh — i guess, why would i haunt my own place. let’s go to yours”
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finally, a choice everyone can agree on if the agreement is on whether or not they saw him trying to get this one chick really drunk last weekend before her friends took her home this isn’t the first time huntyr has worked in support of the female woman lady-gender
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be a bro… by not even being a bro
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one more tip: if you’re on the receiving end of huntyr chase, tell security as they will be very happy to remove him from the building hey gang! it’s true — i’m at san diego comic con, booth 1237!! nice to see ya. i love you and have a great weekend
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that’s his girlfriend who you’ll never see again, because she finally realized she was dating huntyr chase edit: ha ha, a couple commenters have retconned it so the woman is actually his mom and huntyr lives at home. DONE. that’s now canon guys! be sure to check out the chainsawsuit blog where you can read [...]
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man, that kid had it all. his room looked like a showbiz pizza place had given birth to it. his parents never, ever came in. he played wearing sunglasses while wearing a power glove (even though he also used the controller! just like you and me!) ah man, what a life, he probably ate only [...]
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