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Synopsis. When aliens mistake pre-1983 video games as proclamations of war, it’s up to Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and probably the rest of the cast of Grown-Ups to save the world.
Tagline. Grab your joysticks, it’s video and computer game time… for Planet Earth!
Running time. 55 mins
- Director Chris Columbus on the origin of Pixels: “Sandler came to me with an idea. He said, ‘what if I made a movie that showed my grandkids I’ve heard of very old video games?'”
- Other than projectionists, no one knows whether or not this movie was actually made.
- Focus groups had difficulty screening Pixels to test audiences, as most viewers were certain they had already seen it. Although the movie did not exist prior to 2014, many audience members were even able to recall jokes verbatim.
- The special effects to create the real-world video game enemies are from the iPhone app “GamifyMe” ($2.99, released 2011).
- To cut costs, Ms. Pac-Man’s role was played by Pac-Man wearing a bow.
- Early-release posters, instead of the current tagline, featured the words “Real Movie!” in a sunburst.
- Before each set piece, a character was required to exclaim the name of the game attacking, for the benefit of audience members under 45 years of age.
- Due to his experiences on set, Donkey Kong refused to do press for the film.
- Production was frequently delayed due to Adam Sandler’s career repeatedly ending.
- Mistaken identities. Twenty minutes into the movie, the cast stops referring to one another by their character names and just uses their actual ones.
- Adam Sandler’s triumphant line “We did it! We stopped the Arcadriax!” did not contain a seven-second yawn in the script; Sandler ad-libbed it.
- Incorrectly regarded as goof. In the theatrical edit, a scene was cut from early in the film explaining why the characters are so very old and tired and just going through the motions.
- The government cover-up of the presence of invading pixelated beings is repeatedly referred to as “Gamergate.”
- Continuity. In many scenes Kevin James inexplicably has a mustache, likely due to the concurrent filming of Paul Blart: Video Game Cop.
- After the first encounter with the Centipede, the woman character has a line of dialogue that is not exposition.
- Kevin James’ character is President of the United States, but he would be ineligible for office after admitting he was “born on an ice floe.”
- Josh Gad’s role was edited to better fit the story after director Columbus realized he had in fact been hired to be one of the four main characters. Originally Columbus thought he was “a very uncooperative extra.”
- Adam Sandler’s dentures fall out on multiple occasions, which could have been easily corrected with the use of Super Poligrip®.
- Super Poligrip® paid $3 million for product placement in the film, but the Super Poligrip® Mobile Gaming Command Hangout only appears briefly before sinking into the Southern Ocean.
- Dogs cannot see color and would not be able to solo the final round of the 1980 arcade classic Is This Red or Green.
- During the confrontation on the roof of the arcade, the zipper on Kevin James’ back is clearly visible.
- Instead of “The End,” the end title reads “Movie Not Finished.”
Adam Sandler. Movie begin. So you’re saying only the world’s best video gamer can beat these aliens?
Government scientist. That’s right. And that’s you.
Adam Sandler. But I haven’t been a world video champion since 1983! Now let’s do the montage.
Asian businessman. Oh no! “Lun” for your “rives!” “Godzirra!”
Kevin James. Get a load of this character! It’s like from Godzilla or something!
Kevin James. As President, I’m signing an executive order… to shit my pants!
Adam Sandler. That one’s good, we’ll use that one.
Adam Sandler. With the Arcadriax defeated, there will never again be… Pixels.
Jurassic World (2015)
Synopsis. John Hammond’s dream of a thriving dinosaur amusement park is finally and successfully realized, but a genetic contingency designed to take away the dinosaurs’ legs if they escape backfires, and instead gives the dinosaurs extra legs.
Tagline. They thought they didn’t have a leg to stand on. Now they’re legging it for their lives.
Social media promotion. “Tweet with hashtag #legday for a chance to win Chris Pratt’s 1998 Ford Taurus.”
- Jurassic World is the first film in the Jurassic Park franchise to be written by Fanfiction.net user SnapexMalfoy2039.
- Chris Pratt’s character’s name, “John Clevergirl,” is a reference to the original Jurassic Park (1993).
- Animators spent four months under the direction of Phil Tippett to compose the 200+ effects shots of the movie’s villain: a super-intelligent ultrasaurus leg with a knee-mounted surface-to-air missile launcher.
- This movie perhaps leans the hardest on the franchise’s “man vs. the natural order” subtext, as evidenced by the final line of dialogue, “That settles it. Science can only destroy.”
- This is director Colin Trevorrow’s first film, not counting his other movie.
- Continuity. A flashlight changes hands between shots during the scene where scientists discover a dead dilophosaur had been evolving rudimentary helicopter blades.
- An animal that is just “a wheel of legs” without a brain, digestive tract or internal organs would not be able to commandeer an emergency loudspeaker system.
- Incorrectly regarded as goof. Donald Gennaro (Martin Ferrero) returns, a lawyer who was torn in half and eaten in the original Jurassic Park. A scene which was cut for time explains his survival — when asked about it, Gennaro replies “That was a long time ago.”
- Despite the similarity of the words, dinosaurs would not be attracted to dynamite.
- Chairwoman Beth Lifefindsaway (Bryce Dallas Howard) tells Clevergirl to have a seat across from her. When the camera angle changes, she is clearly the actress who played Victoria from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.
- Technical error. When the movie ends, the credits cannot roll past the words “The End” which never fade out and leave the screen. The credits crowd and bunch up beneath, filling the screen with a jumble of white letters. In most theaters, there is an apology, and the credits are then read aloud by an usher.
Callbacks and Homages
- John Hammond Jr. greets investors by extending his toilet seat from its stall on hydraulic rails (The Lost World)
- The surface of the water in the toilet bowl ripples from a low bass sound (Jurassic Park)
- Every time Clevergirl is referred to by his last name (Jurassic Park)
- All the dinosaurs have sharp teeth (Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Jurassic Park 3)
- The title Jurassic World contains the word “Jurassic” (Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park 3)
- Characters refer to elevators as ianmalcolms, as in the line “Hold the ianmalcolm for me, wouldja?” (Jurassic Park)
- A red vial is labeled “Grimlock DNA” (Transformers: Age of Extinction)
Security system AI. 5-LEGGED VELOCIRAPTOR NOT IDENTIFIED AS DINOSAUR. OPENING GATE.
John Clevergirl. Your T-rex has evolved enough legs to jump into low Earth orbit.
Scientist. My God.
Beth Lifefindsaway. We can escape to the Galaxy, my personal boat. It’s moored in Dock B.
John Clevergirl. If it’s the only way off the island, we might have a fight on our hands. Will the others make it back in time?
Beth Lifefindsaway. We might have to guard the ship until then. We’d have to act as guardians.
John Clevergirl. Guardians of the Galaxy. I like the sound of that.
T-Rex. (shrugs directly into camera)
In a freak accident, Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is exposed to a chemical which allows her to use more than 10% of her brain, until she achieves the next level of human evolution at 100% brain capacity.
Tagline. “Human beings were given 100% of a brain. What would happen if we used more than 10% of it?”
- Director Luc Besson came under fire for perpetuating the myth that humans only use 10% of their brain. Besson shot back, saying he “could not hear 100% of criticism.”
- The title “Lucy” is a reference to a partial Australopithecine skeleton found in Ethiopia. This is alluded to in the movie by characters mentioning the fact more than eighty times.
- After reading pseudoscientific literature to prepare for her role, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly 10% brainwashed.
Incorrectly Regarded as Mistakes
- Needing money to escape the country, Lucy contacts a Nigerian prince who deposits $16,300,000 in her checking account. Oddly, he does not require that Lucy pay the traditional $3,000 bank transaction fee first. However it is possible that the Nigerian prince is an old friend and owed her $16.3 million as a favor.
- Lucy knocks a gangster’s tooth out which flies into a full bottle of Coke. In the next scene, the tooth is still clearly intact. The bottle may have been filled with Diet Coke, which may not have any tooth-dissolving properties.
- A police detective picks Lucy out of a lineup despite never having been an eyewitness to her crimes. He may have used his pineal gland and its vestigial sense to grant him the “sight beyond sight” all humans have access to if they avoid fluoride.
- The kid at the police station eats Pop Rocks and drinks soda, but never explodes. It is possible the explosion happened off-camera.
- During the bar fight, Lucy breaks a mirror by throwing an attacker’s hunting knife through it. Though she does not appear any worse off following this, it could be said that the dangerous events of the movie are unlucky enough to denote the beginning of a seven-year period of bad luck.
- After the revelation that Lucy is worried she’ll pass on her omnipotence to a child if she were to get pregnant, she recklessly has unprotected sex with the CIA agent assigned to her. However, the careful viewer will realize that she did take aspirin, an effective natural birth control method, beforehand.
- Though it seems like a miracle, Lucy manages to lose her belly fat using one weird old tip.
Police Officer. This is her dossier. She’s wanted for murder. Her name is Lucy.
Rookie. Like the partial Australopithecine skeleton from Ethiopia?
Police Officer. That’s right. That skeleton held one of the first clues that hominids walking upright actually preceded the evolution of a larger brain pan.
Rookie. Huh, guess that would make Lucy on the forefront of what we know as human evolution.
Police Officer. Do you mean Lucy the partial Australopithecine skeleton? Or the perp?
(Both Rookie and Police Officer turn to look at the camera, grinning wryly. The unblinking camera look lasts 85 seconds.)
Professor Norman. (played by Morgan Freeman) The brain only operates at 10%. The brain of a woman, perhaps 5 or 6%. She’s got nowhere to go but up.
Lucy. We have to disable the security cameras or they’ll be here in minutes.
CIA Agent. There’s no way to the control room from here!
Lucy. Forget the control room. I just evolved a chromosome that can hack binary using air currents.
Interpol Chief. Give it up, Lucy! You’re surrounded. Come out with your brain and hands up!
Lucy. (to a cat) I need someone to distract them. I wish you could help me, kitty cat.
Cat. (via subtitles) I can. All cats have the ability to understand human speech, we just lack vocal chords to speak back.
Lucy. And I just unlocked the DNA cell for language.
Luc Besson. Hello audience, I am Luc Besson. I hope you learned something from all the facts in my movie.