ha ha, you dope. no-laws day is the 30th, not the 29th!
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i think this captures the spirit of the holidays
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he actually wanted the world to end because he knows stupid tyler’s parents got tyler a robot dinosaur for christmas, like the one he wanted, and if he can’t have it neither can stupid tyler o ah uuc ticab, god of earth, please swallow mrs. numamoto’s 3A class first
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they got to me, mom and dad! they got to me. your son is gone, pitching and tossing on the churning seas of capitalism, amidst a monsoon of shame… and incredible savings! right now at my bookstore, you can get 20% off all purchases over $15 by entering the code “holiday2012″ at checkout. this offer [...]
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if you’re like me, your attempt at orange spice cookies that took all day fell short of the mark. now you’ve got only an hour to whip something up for the extended family. here’s the good news: all of the above recipes take 3-4 minutes each happy thanksgiving, i’m grateful for the support of my [...]
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“no, i will not take you guys to del taco, get out of my costume”
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some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of [...]
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merry christmas, from old santa. dad knocked the gift down with the ladder so i could get it
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i know it’s thanksgiving and all, but it’s time to teach your family a lesson in flavor. this turkey day, “flip the bird” at taco lab, where we’re serving up our famous “beef heave” transflavor combo for only $2.99. it’s over a pound in weight, including napkin what’s that, your mom will be incredibly hurt? [...]
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