“dr. george” is what his patients call him. he’s had an overall 88% success rate in helping people. he’s a great doctor and a good husband, loves his community. but, also, he is a demon
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i’m not trying to be clever, it’s the name of my diet. i just eat desserts, only desserts
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being old(tm) has known side effects, such as not getting to do the things you want anymore
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finally, no more “stage fright” in the men’s room. rest secure that your privates can’t be seen or photographed by any technology. all the people in the men’s room who are working round the clock to figure out how to get a gander at your stuff have been foiled once and for all. or — [...]
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i know it sounds ridiculous. but if it was a bunch of bs, then why am i charging $2,500 for a five-hour seminar on it?
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just remember: hide your extra bones by turning your body a little bit in the x-ray machine. your doctor will say “you’re a thick-boned gal or fella, you can have insurance that’s swell-a” he will say that. he will say that.
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if you or a friend are afflicted with front-butt, ask your — wait. wait, it’s not an affliction. it’s just a different way to be, own it, be proud of it
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with the nike+ chicken wings band, keep track of how many wings you ate today. there’s even biometrics that calibrate on ranch dunks and wing heat. plus you can share your successes with friends on facebook and twitter
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back to the ol’ grind! ha ha! except now that the pressure of con preparation is off, my body has decided to inform me that i did not eat or drink anything but coffee and alcohol for five days
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i thought about this while peeling an egg this weekend. actually eggs do not have this many moving parts, thank god remember i’ll be at emerald city comicon this weekend! also on saturday march 31, i will be doing improv — which i’ve never done before — with seattle theatresports at the market theater woo
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