he’s a tough cop. his partner too. i mean, he is his own partner. as well. not “his partner is tough too”
Posts Tagged ‘gun’
that guy’s been pouring you drinks all night. don’t rough up his bar because you want to murder some other clown. take it to the fully-appointed, stain-proof murder room around the corner
i hope this strip is absurd enough that it’s not too soon to post it. now i’m worried that it’s actually not absurd enough anyway, congrats on today not being the apocalypse
considered “the mr. edwards interpretation” of the famous chaos theory example, it has not gained much traction in the scientific community
it’s not so much that i don’t have fun, it’s more like i can’t hear anything anyone is saying and i dislike almost everyone around me and i wish i was somewhere else at all times
good boy rex started out as a normal seeing-eye dog, but once the government saw how good he was at it, they inducted him into an elite marksdog corps, assigned to assassinate america’s foes abroad
even robocop — sorry, i mean murphy — needs some off-time he’s a good man and he likes takin a robo-break
what the cops never figured out is that the gun had intended to stab him, but ended up going off first







