on June 19, 2014
“hello 911, i want to report a domestic situation. my unborn child is kicking the heck out of my wife’s insides”
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“hello 911, i want to report a domestic situation. my unborn child is kicking the heck out of my wife’s insides”
as a father — hold on let me say that again. as a father, i heard a lot about poops and how the first poop, especially, was the most lovecraftian thing the human body could conjure. but let me go on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…