Harry Potter and the Very Advanture, Parts 3, 4 and 5

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The 3 Chapters

There is ,a fellow to come above from the frozen hills . Who is this ones ?Harry and Hermione of hogs warts school . The advanture of them is continue .

“To find of Draco and evils there him plans ,we must be of very care ” says to Hermione . She nod to understandment .In a kingship of the twos friendship ,caution was king .Harry and Hermione must have careful to proceed forwards the journey .

“Will you stop !!!” say louder voice of elder . “Oh the gosh !!” say Harry . Who is behind our heros !! It is teacher ,the Snape. This Snape come to mind students of duties which they of forsaken with cause poor of grades.

“I am the teacher of you ,to learn of potion class ,” says Snaps “but you have show a little respects for this class . Where is your works for class project ??It was due of shortly seven day times ,passing with no works from you .” So correct in this regard was Snapes .

Harry so timid to speak to here ,and a fear came into his bodie and stomach . “Profesor Snape ,I believe the homes work we to do was not due until week afters . We try better if you extends us deadline .”

” Hermione…..Is this a true ?” ask Sanpe .

Gentle reader will understands Hermione is not of bold constitution as Harrys. She so shy from this profesor! Hermione play with front of skirt of nervousness .It begin unravel !! Show exciting legs and thigh of smart attraction girl . This of embarassed even more !!!

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Harry Potter and the Very Advanture, Parts 1 and 2

Author’s note: In 2003, there was a news article making the rounds about how the next unreleased Harry Potter book was so hotly anticipated that some bookstores in Asia claimed to be carrying it already. Of course, they were actually carrying a fake knockoff of a Harry Potter novel, written by someone else in a rush to scam fans and make a quick buck. After I read that article, I wrote five very short chapters of a badly-translated fake Harry Potter story. Shortly afterward, I lost all trace of it. I have searched for them for the last eight or nine years in vain.

Tonight, while idly looking through an old hard drive, I found them again. I am very pleased to bring you Harry Potter and the Very Advanture, Parts 1 and 2.

The 1 Chapters

“O great !” say Harry as surprised ! “You havent expected these enemy in the enjoyable town .” Above Harry ,stands ghost of very strong perspective . Harry is so suprised ! He has hard times to move !

“OK ,I got the guts !” Hermione eyes dance in burning lights from ghost bodie .”You cant stop here, OK!!!”

But ghost is unwilling fellow of ancient . He show Harry and Hermione incredible teeths . Such a fear !!! Soon after comes familiar partner of school-mate, Draco . “O ! What ! Its so cold !!!” say Hermione . Bawdy winds ,flap up skirt of Hermione ! Showing the white girl panties . Who did this !! It was ghost.

“Ha Ha Ha ,” say Draco riding with sweeping brush at steady hand . So expert ! You cant believe ! “I looks like I released the accidental ghost .” Now you are ready for FIGHTS !!!

Harry must have been care of ghost ,and dodge teeth strike ,using ultimate precision . “Is this the best !!” say Harry . “You are cowardly ,and are very the bungs .” Coarse talk make Hermione blushes ! So carefree of Harry to say such . He must use cautious attitude ,in lady company .

“Have care !” say Draco ,above the heros . “As destruction mounts ,eternally this is my destiny … ” Draco fly far off and takes fearful ghost along . Hermione is breath out !! Her bosoms heaving . “O ! Harry . You did it ,OK !!!”

A pleasing victory ,but Harry knows soon will be return of Draco . SUPER !!!

The 2 Chapters

Hermione and Harrys walks up to wise and small village . They are forceful to talk in old man ,with conversation . “Hay ! Be a careful !” Harry looks out to find bucket of water flying ,so close !! Almost hit but not so quite . It was from old man in the above stairs of man’s home .

“You looking for me !!” old man shout . He is very boisterous ,doing the exercise all nights long . “Wow ,this is an impressive !!” say Harry after caught oggling of old man . “You have many strongs, how !!”

Old man is so quiet for the fellows to hear . If he not be the silence ,like timid mouse under-foot ,maybe that enemys learn the vigorous secret . “Harry I will say it to you” say old man. “You must eat many garlic for super and very health !!”

“O ! GARLIC !! I NEVER ATE !!” say Hermione . She so embarrassed she wet pants ! All boys come to see .

“Garlic make breath so bad !! Easy to corrupt the sweet airs of companions nose .” Hermione is polite girl ,very care not to upset the friends of small town .

The old man is disaproval . He pace back up to top of house ,start more exercising. “That is true life !! Follow your elders words ,childs . YOU BE OK !!!” And old man vanish ! Where did this one go !! To away .

Before to find Draco ,Harry must encounter this learn .


law and order svu: predator strike force part 5

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Benson, Strauss and Stabler got lucky as they rounded the corner in their squad car to face the perp’s home address: the same F-150 truck was parked in the driveway. There was a good chance this scumbag was at home.

“Probably celebrating last night’s rape with a cold beer,” Stabler sneered. His eyes looked like he was about to puke.


“Strauss and I will take the front of the house,” Benson said. “El, you flank. We’ll be in position in two minutes.” Stabler nodded and rolled out of the car without missing a beat. He’s a true detective for sure, thought Strauss. Just like me.

Benson and Strauss combat-rolled up to the front door of the house. They could hear noises inside. A struggle. With a nod, Benson backed away from the door and Strauss took a step back, then ran at the door with his shoulder. The door frame split from the incredible force and the door went flying wide open.

“Freeze, police!” shouted Benson. “Don’t do anything stupid, Bolgers! The place is surrounded.”

A disgusting-looking man with a greasy mustache turned his cross-eyed glance at the source of the commotion. He wore a stained wife-beater and sweats. Rapist chic, thought Benson, allowing herself an easy smile amid the tense situation.

This man, whom Strauss recognized as Bolgers in a fake blond wig, seemed unconcerned, which caught Benson and Strauss off guard. “Ah, excellent,” he said. “The entertainment has arrived.”

“Entertainment?” said Benson. “You’re under arrest for the murder of an unidentified girl.”

“Just as I requested!” said the creepball. “You’re the strippers I hired to act like police, right?”

As he said that, Strauss used his eagle-eye vision to look beneath the dingy futon in the main room. He saw a small hand peeking out from beneath it — it was a young girl. Matted brunette hair clung to the tears on her face. Around her wrist was a thin gold bracelet, and at once Strauss knew this was the mayor’s daughter. It was clearly one of the mayor’s bracelets.

A misstep now could cost this young girl her life. ”Yeah, we’re the entertainment,” said Strauss in a cool, commanding voice, and because it was what Bolgers wanted to believe, he did. “Where do you want us?” Olivia picked up the ruse without missing a step, and began chewing imaginary gum like hookers do.

“Right where you are is fine,” said Bolgers, his perverse lust now in full flower. “I want you two cops to make out for a while, which cops aren’t allowed to do. It’s against their rules so it excites me. Then we can really start the party.”

Christopher, or Chris as he liked to be called because only his mother calls him Christopher, turned his powerful-but-gentle frame towards Olivia, who knew they both had to kiss in order to fool Bolgers and keep the captive girl from harm. Before Chris could move in, Olivia started hella frenching him. Her tongue darted against his like a king cobra, but the only venom here was unbridled lust stoking the flames of passion. They kissed like lovers in a way that, were it occurring anywhere other than a pedophile strangler’s filthy living room, would be incredibly sexy.

Wow, he’s a great kisser, thought Olivia, briefly losing herself in the stage act. I guess Special Victims Unit has its upside from time to time. He also has really nice hair.

Just then, Stabler exploded from the back room with a powerful punch to Bolgers’ left jaw. Looks like we both got something we wanted, thought Olivia. Ah well, Strauss is probably too cool and tough to want to be with someone like me. I’ll just stop thinking about it for now. She did mostly.

Meanwhile Stabler was already cuffing the perp. “You strangled and mutilated that girl in the alley, then you kidnapped the mayor’s daughter so you could do the same thing to her!”

“No,” explained Bolgers. “I’m not a pedophile or even a rapist. I’m a sex addict… but I have a fetish for crimes and law enforcement. Once I’m sentenced, I’ll have the best orgasm of my life behind bars.”

“Now it makes sense,” said Strauss as he nodded sagely.

“If this was a crime novel, I’d call that an expertly-written twist,” said Olivia.

Stabler hauled the suspect to his feet. “Come on, guys. This is one perp walk I wouldn’t want to miss for the world. After that we can hang out, maybe shoot some hoops. Sound good, Liv?”

Olivia smiled. “You know it, El. And we couldn’t have done it without the help of Predator Strike Force… and our new best friend. You in, Chris?”

Strauss thought about it for a moment. A little R&R after a collar well done. But as Bolgers was thrown in the back of Stabler’s car, his thoughts turned to all the crimes. All the crimes.

“Thanks guys, I’d love to,” said Strauss. “But maybe another time. Right now, I’d like to get to know another best friend: New York City.”

Benson and Stabler could only look on in total respect as Detective Strauss walked away back towards the police station.

They would never make fun of him.