tag: corruption

2 results.
on November 4, 2014

sock the vote

i’m just saying if you had voted pizza i might have said pizza, which i was too embarrassed to say because we had pizza yesterday but i still want pizza. now we are stuck eating these goddamned spring rolls

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on August 15, 2016

we already have a mascot

due to the nature of this incredible new host city, we’ll be adding some new events to the olympics synchronized roof repair 400-meter washing my car rhythmic driveway refinishing and also eliminating all other events

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