some say that santa crab crawls down your chimney, but because he doesn’t have a sleigh, he arrives on like april 18th. then he pinches the bejeezus out of you therefore it is customary to leave your fireplace lit after christmas so that on the morning of april 19th the whole house will smell of [...]
merry christmas, from old santa. dad knocked the gift down with the ladder so i could get it
the two of you should get along, you got the same letters in your name by that i mean “st. nicholas” and “istchnaols,” a lesser-used name for the devil probably anyways, merry devil now go watch blamimations
mas i guess if you’re still in the mood for christmas webcomic animation you could look at octopus pie. i heard she also oh goddammit that is a million times better than this and i blew it speaking of which if you are not counting down the days to the christmas debut of blamimations with [...]
